ASKING SOMEONE WHAT TO WATCH ON NETFLIX IS A FORM OF FLIRTING
if I had to choose one acronym to describe my sexual history
it would be BYOB, I think
if my dad had to choose
one acronym to describe my
sexual history it would be TLDR.
when I get really drunk I pretend I am in love
with people and
tell them I want to be in a committed relationship and have their kids.
one time I tried
to have sex in a park but
I don’t think we ‘technically’ had sex.
I want to understand the differences
between happiness,
love, satisfaction, frustration,
an orgasm,
and what I feel while
I’m listening to a Lil Wayne song.
I have never masturbated
to the wikipedia entry for Carmen Electra
but I have masturbated
to the idea of it.
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WHY AM I NOT IN LOVE RIGHT NOW?
I think I have abandonment
issues related to a birthday party
that my dad attended
dressed as a dinosaur.
I remember wanting to ask where
he was but feeling too nervous
and unsure of who to ask.
I don’t know how much of this
is an actual memory.
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HAVE YOU EVEN SLEPT AT ALL THIS YEAR
when I really want
to date someone
I wonder if they
would let me
listen to Ani Difranco
in the kitchen
even though i have
no idea why
I’d be in there
in the first place
